Saturday, April 21, 2012

Favorite Quotes

Yesterday my boys were on one!  I was laughing all day at the things they said.  Here are just a few:

Parker and I were having lunch outside in the yard:

M: I love our house.

P: Me too.  I love all the other houses.  They're yellow.....but I love that we have my third favorite color for our house!.....my fourth favorite color is black.

M: That is pretty great.  I love that we have soft grass to sit on.

P: Me too.....whoa, that is one HUGE cabeza!

M: (laughing)

P: What!?  I said it to that tree over there...


Landon LOVES taking showers - he asks to take one almost every day (especially after hockey practice...so sweaty!).  Parker loves taking showers....with Landon....but Landon has decided that he's old enough to need a lot of privacy.  I agree with him, but it's hilarious to hear their exchanges:

L: (showering)

P: Hey Landon, can I hop in the shower with you?

L: Well, the rule is that you have to be able to spell a word to get in.

P: Ok, what word?

L: How about....school.

P: AAAGHH!!!  Mom, Landon is asking me to spell words that I don't even know!

M: Landon, just tell him that you don't want him in the shower with you, no messing around!

P: Landon, can I please get in the shower with you?

L: Ok Parker, actually you need to spin the spinning wheel and see what it lands on.  If it lands on thumb, you can't come in, if it lands on pinky, you can!

P: Ok! (pretends to spin imaginary wheel) Drrrrrrrrrrrrr.  It landed on pinky!

L: No Parker, I tell you what it landed on.  Spin it again.

P: Drrrrrrrrr. PINKY!

L: No Parker, that's not it.  I tell you, so spin it again.

P: Drrrrrrrrrr.....

L: Bummer, it landed on thumb!

P: AAAAAGHGHGH!  Mom!!!!

L: PARKER!  I"m totally kidding.  I'm just kidding with you...ehehehe

P: OH!  That's funny.  I'm taking off my clothes to get in k?  You are the silliest brother ever!

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