With all this serious talk, I thought a few jokes would do us all good. Here's one we heard from a friend last night:
While trick-or-treating a group of kids knock on a neighborhood door. A man comes to the door and they say "trick-or-treat" (obviously expecting candy in return). The man says "Hmmm, it looks like you've got a lot of candy there. Why don't you give me 50% of it so that I can distribute it evenly among all of the lazy kids who didn't come out trick-or-treating tonight.". One of the kids leans to the other and says "Ah, crap. It's a Democrat".
Ok, and just to be fair, here are a few Republican lightbulb jokes:
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One for the labor and one to borrow a billion dollars for the materials.
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
260. One who already wants to change the light bulb, and 259 politicians to make a law forcing him to do it.
HA! Happy Election :)
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