Yesterday my boys were on one! I was laughing all day at the things they said. Here are just a few:
Parker and I were having lunch outside in the yard:
M: I love our house.
P: Me too. I love all the other houses. They're yellow.....but I love that we have my third favorite color for our house!.....my fourth favorite color is black.
M: That is pretty great. I love that we have soft grass to sit on.
P: Me too.....whoa, that is one HUGE cabeza!
M: (laughing)
P: What!? I said it to that tree over there...
Landon LOVES taking showers - he asks to take one almost every day (especially after hockey practice...so sweaty!). Parker loves taking showers....with Landon....but Landon has decided that he's old enough to need a lot of privacy. I agree with him, but it's hilarious to hear their exchanges:
L: (showering)
P: Hey Landon, can I hop in the shower with you?
L: Well, the rule is that you have to be able to spell a word to get in.
P: Ok, what word?
L: How about....school.
P: AAAGHH!!! Mom, Landon is asking me to spell words that I don't even know!
M: Landon, just tell him that you don't want him in the shower with you, no messing around!
P: Landon, can I please get in the shower with you?
L: Ok Parker, actually you need to spin the spinning wheel and see what it lands on. If it lands on thumb, you can't come in, if it lands on pinky, you can!
P: Ok! (pretends to spin imaginary wheel) Drrrrrrrrrrrrr. It landed on pinky!
L: No Parker, I tell you what it landed on. Spin it again.
P: Drrrrrrrrr. PINKY!
L: No Parker, that's not it. I tell you, so spin it again.
P: Drrrrrrrrrr.....
L: Bummer, it landed on thumb!
P: AAAAAGHGHGH! Mom!!!!
L: PARKER! I"m totally kidding. I'm just kidding with you...ehehehe
P: OH! That's funny. I'm taking off my clothes to get in k? You are the silliest brother ever!